Best of the Week: More baby news! More bad boys! Less break-ups!
Mothers of the Week: Denise Laurel and Andi Eigenmann
Denise Laurel surfaced and admitted she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy earlier this year, while Andi Eigen-mom named 18-year-old Albie Casiño as her baby daddy; both finally admitting rumors that have been circulating for a while now. Denise is happy her partner is a “great father,” while poor Andi, on the other hand, “has to stay home and deal with feeling like a planet.” Life is unfair.
Not-the-Flower of the Week: Hydrangeas
Madonna received a bouquet of hydrangeas from a fan at the Venice Film Festival this week. What’s interesting is that the pop icon was caught on camera saying she loathes hydrangeas, setting the flowers aside because she liked kampupot better.
Celebrity Brawl of the Week: Coco Martin and Matteo Guidicelli
Rapunzel didn’t attend the Star Magic Ball last week, but her sister Maja Salvador did. The dance princess finally admitted she and Matteo Guidicelli are an item, and that she was the cause of the fistfight that ensued between Matteo and Maja’s leading man, Coco Martin.
Tweenhearts of the Week: Kris-Diet
Kris Aquino may be 40 years old, but like her brother P-Noy, her love life is as youthful as a 14-year-old’s. The presidential sister seems to be very close to Diether Ocampo nowadays, and though they’re denying any romantic relationship, the clues are enough to speculate. Game naaaa!
Missionary of the Week: 50 Cent
Though it is understandable that we hold a grudge against him after his bashing of Pacquiao on Twitter, 50 Cent is trying to be a better man by launching a campaign to feed a billion kids. You can help by buying “Street King,” his own energy shot. PacMan may want to lend 50 Cent a hand by endorsing the product, provided it doesn’t have any steroids.
Major Major Event of the Week: The Miss Universe Pageant
Ladies, gents, beckies and closet beckies, it’s time to come out! The 2011 Miss Universe pageant night is happening this Tuesday, Sept. 13, and Shamcey Supsup needs our support! Lea Salonga will be judging, while Veejay Floresca and Martin Bautista will be screaming.
Beat It! Family Hobby Award: The Pangandamans
If Maguindanao is to the Ampatuans, can Luzon be to the Pangandamans? After the alleged beating of then 14-year-old Bino dela Paz and his dad in 2008 by Nasser Sr. and Jr. this week, Cong. Hussein Pangandaman is also accused of beating up a security guard. Good thing the former Sexbomb lead dancer’s name is not Rochelle Pangandaman. Get get aww!