The sought-after 2014 Belo calendar
The sought-after 2014 Belo calendar
FUNFARE - Ricky Lo (The Philippine Star) - January 2, 2014 - 12:00am

Curtain-raisers:

Kim Atienza lost to Vice Ganda. Days before the opening of the ongoing Metro Filmfest, Kim and Vice Ganda put up a P50,000 bet between them, with Kim predicting that Vice Ganda’s movie, Girl Boy Bakla Tomboy, would top the box office. Wrong. The movie is running second to My Little Bossings. Could it be the reason why Vice Ganda is reportedly crying a river?

Ai-Ai delas Alas has a good reason to end the year on a happy note. A Funfare DPA said that in exchange for her ex-husband Jed Salang to follow up the annulment of their barely month-old marriage in Las Vegas, Ai-Ai agreed to drop the charges she filed against Jed. Now both of them are fancy-free. Incidentally, as Funfare reported last week, Ai-Ai will make up for her absence in this year’s Metro Filmfest by starring with Vilma Santos in a planned Star Cinema entry in which Vilma will play Ai-Ai’s boss and their roles will be reversed toward the end of the story.

The phone rang. Big Sister answered it. “Kung mayroon kang senador, mayroon din ako,” Little Sister was mocking at the other end of the line. The rumors linking them to politicians are actually old hat. Maybe Little Sister dug them up to rattle Big Sister. As soon as she hung up, Big Sister called the wife of the senator once linked to Little Sister and told the wife about it. Wasting no time, the wife called Little Sister and gave her a tongue-lashing and banged the phone on her.

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There are calendars and there are calendars, some showcasing the country’s scenic spots and others titled beauties. And then there’s the 2014 Belo Medical Group Medical calendar featuring the beautifully-sculpted bodies of its endorsers, 12 of them, each for every month of the New Year complete with the clinic’s services. Take a good look:

• Anne Curtis (January): Laser Hair Removal. Different types that effectively remove even the finest hair strands for a hair-free, star-quality body.

• Tom Rodriguez (February): Jet Peel. For skin texture improvement, hydration and overall skin rejuvenation. It gently cleanses and exfoliates dead cells with pressurized oxygen and delivers antioxidants and active serum deep into the skin.

• Ruffa Gutierrez (March): Stem Cell Lipo. State-of-the-art liposculpting technique that lessens body fat in a comfortable way and brings back one’s youthful appearances through fat transfer.

• Enrique Gil (April): Skin Master for Dark Under Eyes. A unique program that uses multiple technologies and targeted products resulting to exfoliation, improved circulation and moisturization. It helps improve the appearance of dark circles and other blemishes.

• Lucy Torres-Gomez (May): Revlite + Acupuncture. A safe and painless laser for skin pigmentation such as melasma, age and sunspots, and other imperfections. The acupuncture improves the underlying muscle tone to prevent skin laxity and facial sagging.

• Edward Mendez (June): Lipo Cavitation (by Sexy Solutions). It breaks down stubborn fat cells in areas such as the abdomen, thighs, arms, upper and lower back without surgery.

• Andi Eigenmann (July): TiteFx (by Sexy Solutions). A non-invasive, walk-in-walk-out body contouring and fat-destroying machine that delivers high-voltage pulses to problem areas permanently destroying fat cells.

• Alden Richards (August): Fat Freeze. The newest and coolest non-surgical way to lose belly bulge, muffin tops and love handles.

• Angeline Quinto (September): Laser Lipo Arms. It uses a circumferential technique in removing unwanted fats and bulges around the arm, resulting to slimmer and well-sculpted arms.

• Matteo Guidicelli (October): Energy Infusion. The best way to take your vitamin is straight into the blood stream. Energy Infusion is a much-needed fix for extra vigor and enhanced immunity.

• Derek Ramsay (November): Sculptor Plus. This latest technology uses radio frequency and electrical impulses that effectively melt fat, tighten skin and firm the muscle. It helps improve facial and body contour as well as the look of stretch marks.

• Ellen Adarna (December): Breast Augmentation. This procedure uses the sub-pectoral technique which inserts breast implants underneath the muscles creating natural-looking breasts.

(E-mail reactions at entphilstar@yahoo.com. You may also send your questions to askrickylo@gmail.com. For more updates, photos and videos visit www.philstar.com/funfare or follow me on www.twitter/therealrickylo.)

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