Bart Simpson statue stolen

HOLBROOK, Massachusetts (AP) — Aye Carumba! A Bart Simpson statue has been stolen from outside of a Massachusetts restaurant.

The three-foot tall, 75-pound ceramic statue sitting on a park bench outside of Leggos in Holbrook disappeared sometime Sunday, and management is having a cow.

Owner Astrit Gorezi says the statue, which was chained down, was a popular topic of conversation with customers. He says he just wants it back.

Gorezi brought the statue a few months ago for a few hundred dollars.

Police are investigating, but so far have no suspects, not even Simpson’s nemesis, Sideshow Bob.