So funny talaga

0916-9034897: "Hi to all readers of Banat. I love you, Kapamilya! More power. From Harmony of Gorordo."

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0910-8598294: "So funny talaga ang ABS-CBN, noh! They are so trying hard nga malupig nila ang fantaserye sa GMA, but sad to say, sorry na lang mo kay dili man mo hi-tech, costume pa lang ninyo barat na kaayo! More power to Banat News.

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0927-3367921: "Kabati sa Darna, boobs ra sa bida ang nakanindot. Unsaon poor man ang GMA ... kawawa."

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0919-8553070: "The best gyod ang Channel 3 kaysa Channel 7, pahuway!"

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0919-5224070: "Hello to everyone. Nindot gyud ang salida na Pinoy Big Brother sa ABS-CBN. More power to Banat Inbox."

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0916-9127257: "Greetings to my brother Clemente Ebonalo in Tamiya Mepz 2. Wish you all the best and may the Grace of God be with you always. Greetings from Rey of Maitland. More power to Banat Inbox."

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0921-5882645: "God makes us brave when we are afraid, makes us strong when we are weak. But most of all He teaches us to hold on to Him when things keep on falling. Good day. Merry Christmas to all!"

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0919-2082115: "Greet lang ko sa akong asawa nga si Marivic og happy birthday. May you have more birthdays to come. Always take care. Greetings from Regan of Singson Village, Mandaue City."

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0918-3299187: "Hello! Good day. Always welcome a new day with a smile in your face and love in your heart. Have a nice day."

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0921-3724568: "Hi to my friends in Pugalo, Alcoy like Boy, Jgan, Lowe, Butch and Renz. Greetings from Amay."

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0918-324617: "Hello sa ako Babe diha sa UCLM nga si Jane. Take care. Greetings from Paul of Southwestern University."

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0919-7164701: "Hi! I'd like to greet my Mama and Papa, my vrod and sister-in-law and especially to my pamangkin. I need ka-textmate. Thanks Banat Inbox. God bless and more power."

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0919-2496456: "Hi to Jennifer of Apas, Lahug. Greetings from Air Tags of Tisa."

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0921-7186833: "Haller! I would like to greet my friends over at Peace Valley like Michelle, Ate Liezl, Kuya Chito, Meme, Arnel, Junjun and family. And hi to also to Janice Pondar and family at Maracas, Lahug. Greetings from Gemma."

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0926-4022713: "Hello to my friend V. Jec. Gusto kog ka-textmate, 19-20 years old, kanang buotan ug dili bastos. Thanks to Banat Inbox."

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0918-5115774: "Erap: ano nga ba ang course mo noon sa college? Jinggoy: AB, kaso di ko natapos, Dad. Erap: sayang! Sana tinapos mo hanggang Z yung course!"

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0926-3347826: "Hito my ex sheperd, Jeez. Sana mag-reply ka kahit dito na lang sa Banat Inbox."

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0928-2814565: "Titser; who can give example of tag question? Pupil: my teacher is beautiful, isn't she? Titser: very good! Binisay-a, Dong! Pupil: ang akong maestra guwapa wa siya kuyapi!?"

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0910-8699966: "Nindot gyud ang Pinoy Big Brother sa ABS-CBN. Makaboang gyod! More power to you kapamilya. Thanks and Inbox."

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0906-9596429: "Hi to Banat Inbox. Mo-greet lang ko sa ako mga pinalanggang pag-umangkon nga sila si Scottjirah, Mardillilac, Christian, Aron, Jamicho and Crystal. I love you."

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0928-6292058: "Hi to my friends in Cordova and to my classmates in Asian College. God bless."

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