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"Mumo" or Ghost Feng Shui

NO-NONSENSE FENG SHUI - Feng Shui Master Aldric V. dalumpines - The Freeman

Yes, there is feng shui for paranormal, ghosts and elementals! Interested?

Welcome to the world of the often unexplainable human experiences. Ghost stories abound in human history. Dwarves and "kapre" too, as well as St. Elmo's fire or "santermo", witches or aswangs and vampires! Here are true to life examples:

1.The construction of the Nuvo Cubao Hotel was delayed by an incubus or a man ghost raping the female security guards assigned during the night shifts and beautiful waitresses of construction canteen! Even if project manager was an Iglesia member, he resorted to feng shui to have it remedied successfully.

2.The Quezon City Golf Club clubhouse basement area was said to be uninhabitable! Reason: It is the lair of the underworld black dwarf king as harem and mating room. Even "espiritista" attempt led to the client's arowana ring mysteriously flying off his already stout finger in the dark musty room.

3.A client was diagnosed almost crazy by doctors finding no cause for his pains. Only after escaping from hospital and offering to the two queens of underworld dwarves he allegedly stepped on in a garden did he regain comfort and sanity. He wore red underwear and clothes when he did this.

4.Ghost appears in nouveau riche couple's home shooing them away and threatening their kids' lives. Simple feng shui was applied by having the house foreclosed by bank and the family had to build a new mansion. There was ghost foreclosure too!

5.Infamous Baguio mansion bought by Lucio Tan was truly haunted. Converting it to a public museum was the only remedy.

6.A single lady was always saddled by sleepless nights due to ghost hauntings and nightmares. The ultimate feng shui cure for this and all the other mumo woes is a live turtle! Yes, that is why Chinese temples have ponds, to remedy the columbarium within. Or in homes with urns of the dead!

Live turtles are not only cures for unexplainable phenomenon. They also bring good health and prosperity.

Happy ghostbusting everyone!


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