Vandolph may bilin kay Alma
Between her sons Mark Anthony (by the late Rudy Fernandez) and Vandolph (by Dolphy) ay mas puno ng wit at humor ang mensahe ng huli para sa kanilang inang si Alma Moreno. It’s all over the papers: Ikinasal na si Alma in civil rites to Marawi City Mayor Sultan Fahad Salic, believed she met during her frequent visits to Mindanao bilang bahagi ng kanyang pagiging national secretary ng Councilors’ League of the Philippines.
Ani Mark, it’s about time his mom found her happiness with a man na mamahalin niya at mamahalin din siya.
Pero kung si Vandolph ang tatanungin, no doubt, he has inherited the comedic genes of his father Dolphy. Say kasi nito, ‘‘Oo nga pala, Ma, ito bilin lang, ha? Kasi nagka-Luzon ka na, tapos, ngayon Mindanao. ’Di ba, mayor ng Parañaque, ngayon mayor ng Marawi, huwag ka nang mag-Bisaya. Last na ’yan ha? Baka mag-Visayas ka pa eh, baka gayahin mo ang Eat Bulaga, mula Aparri hanggang Jolo!’’
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From a mayor to another mayor (in Luzon), gaano katotoong bago nito tanguan ang mga nangongontra sa kanyang munisipyo ay kailangang may chicks na kasama para mapadali ang transaksyon?
Isa kasing engineer-relative ang dumulog sa akin, bakit gano’n daw ang kalakaran sa tanggapan ng punongbayan na ’to? Ayon daw kasi sa nakausap niya mula sa Engineer’s Office ng munisipyo, para raw maaprubahan ni yorme ang iniaalok nitong kontrata ay kailangang magsama ng magandang bebot.
Hindi pa raw ba kuntento si Mayor kahit meron na siyang ‘‘the other woman’’ mula sa showbiz?
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There are two showbiz ‘‘Joeys’’ to watch out for ngayong Sunday na ito on TV5.
Tito Joey de Leon’s Wow Mali!, the country’s original prank show, airs its pilot comeback episode. Subsequently, isa pang Joey (this time, Marquez) makes an appearance on Everybody Hapi na bale magsisilbing reunion of sorts nila ng dating co-star sa Palibhasa Lalaki na si John Estrada at former sidekick in Kool Ka Lang na si Long Mejia.
Wow Mali and Everybody Hapi, both rib-ticklers, promise to create your Sunday viewing habits.
Tanong ko lang, with the war that exists between GMA7 and TV5, what special privilege kaya has been given to Tito Joey (de Leon) by the Kapuso network exempting him from working with TV5 while all the others don’t enjoy?
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