My best friend is made in heaven

NO MONEY. She was desperate for money and thought about applying for a job.

NO ANSWER. Bahala na bisag gamay og experience, she thought. So she dragged her best friend, a good cook, to a restaurant that was looking for an assistant cook. The two women faced the interviewer, a chef. Every time she was asked questions, she turned to her best friend for answers. Her friend, not her, answered all the questions.

NO, THANKS. In the end, the chef turned her down but offered the position to her best friend. The best friend, being, well, her best friend, said no, thank you.