Velcro wallet troubles

LET ‘ER RIP! A man was heard saying he will never buy a wallet with velcro seal ever again. He said it attracts undue attention whenever he opens his wallet to get money to pay for groceries, fare, or other items.

Rrrrrrrrrrip! Heads turn.

He also said his nephews and nieces often go to him when they hear the sound, so do those children who sing for alms in jeepneys.