Satanic Verses was a drag

BORING AS HELL. Following the attack on author Salman Rushdie in New York, a literary fan looked for his digital copy of “The Satanic Verses” and started reading it again. He said he didn’t finish it as it was “too boring” and he just couldn’t get into the poetic writing style.

“Ambot why they say genius na siya. Or maybe bogo lang g’yud ko,” he told friends.