Cop's left arm 'bitten off' during struggle

BITTEN OFF? Police reporters did a double-take at a police blotter that read: "a KTV bar in barangay Banilad became drunk and unruly at her workplace then bit off the left arm of one of the responding policemen."

"Ah, grabeha gud, naibot ang bukton paghuman og paak," one reporter laughingly said.

It turns out one of the KTV's guest relations officers got unruly after she became drunk, caused trouble and merely bit (not bit off) the left arm of one of the responding policemen. PLUTO "DEMOTION" LINKED TO SUGBUAK. The recent move of the scientific community to demote Pluto from a planet to a mere heavenly body has been heard being compared to the Sugbuak issue.

"Ngano ang demotion sa Pluto adto man himoon sa Earth? Adto unta sa Pluto," one observer said.

"Amaw, wala'y tawo didto sa Pluto," another observer added, but he also agreed that the Sugbuak hearings should be held here instead of anywhere else.

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