NO EARTH. The EAR heard this amusing exchange between two men outside a church.
MAN 1: Ngano daghan ma’g tawo diri karon, boss?
MAN 2: Piyesta man gud diri, sir.
MAN 1: Hala, karon pa ko.
MAN 2: Taga-asa diay ka, sir?
MAN 1: Taga-diri.
MAN 2: Unya wa ka kabawo piyesta diay?
MAN 1: ...