A woman who wanted to withdraw money from an ATM in downtown Cebu City was reluctant -- it showed in her movement -- because there was a rugged man standing nearby. When the man assured her he was a cop, the woman got all the more suspicious and walked away fast.
The cop said to an EAR informer, his friend: "Ingon diay ana ang image namong mga polis ron? Gikahadlukan?" The informer said: "Mo lang, Bay. Way kalainan ang imong pamiste sa holdupper." The next time they met, the informer said his cop-friend already looked well-groomed.