Much ado about nothing

ROYAL PAIN IN THE... After being irritated by how one of his friends kept gushing on and on about the recent royal wedding and how awesome the Royal Family was, one man finally decided enough was enough.

"Unya, kana'ng mga royals, mahimo ta'ng dato ana nila? Mo-asenso ta ana?" he asked his friend, "unsa ma'y tumong pagbantay nimo ana nila?"

His friend had nothing to reply.