Good-looking priest

A division of at a regional government agency sponsored a Holy Eucharist in its office. During the celebration, one of the attendees, a self-confessed gay man, could not help but admire at the “good looks” of the priest who was officiating the Mass. “Ma’am, pwede ato na ni pirmihon ang Misa diri?” he told his officemate.

During the offertory, the priest blessed the offerors with holy water. The gay man was overheard: “Hala ay, nasabligan ko ni Father.”