Caucasian man: "Yes, I am!"
Mediaman: "Well, you could have said excuse me. It's common courtesy."
Mediaman's companion: "You are in our country. You should adapt to us, not us adapt to you."
The foreigner glared, reached around the two, got his cheese and walked away in a huff. The mediaman delivered a parting shot, "Merry Christmas! Somebody is lacking Christmas spirit here!"
The two were later heard commenting, "Abi siguro ato niya nga puwede lang singka-singkahan niya tanang Pinoy, mo bahag dayon ang ikog. Da, kasugat lagi siyag mga Pinoy nga makasukol niyag ininsultog Ininglis!"