MANILA, Philippines - In case you haven’t heard, the UAAP semi-finals are happening now. (Did you see that crazy game between Ateneo and NU? Yeah, I didn’t care either.) At this point, the championship could go to anyone, as all teams have been hustlin’ day in and out just to get ahead. Truth be told, we’re not so interested in spotting MVPs as we are at finding our own MBPs—most boyfriend-able players. As we’re beginning to learn, it’s a real science that requires a lot of thought and introspection. Like with feelings and shit.
We wouldn’t want you to go through the same thing, so we came up with a goof-proof quiz. Choosing from the four teams in the semis—De La Salle University, Far Eastern University, Ateneo de Manila University, and National University—we help you figure out just who your UAAP jowa should be. Hopefully this way, we can try to start caring about basketball. Try being the operative word, of course.