Bird

TEBAN: Goliat what is our national bird.

GOLIAT: Clue noy Teban?

TEBAN: It start with letter M.

GOLIAT: Manghak.

TEBAN: Very good ... very bright.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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Driver

TEBAN: Hoy driver ... unsa gud kang nagpadagan kahinay gud ani ... nagduka ka ba ... pakusgi pa.

DRIVER: Ikaw ha ... makalagot ka da. Klaroha una og nagdagan ba ta.

TEBAN: Unsya.