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April 15, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Naa kay babaye nga naibgan Nyor Teban?

TEBAN: O, Goliat...pero, mosugot kaha nako ang babaye ug ingnon nako nga 40 pay akong edad...bisag dato kaayo ko.

GOLIAT: Mas mosugot nimo ang babaye Nyor ug sultihan nimo nga nubenta nay imong edad...unya masakiton kaa...

TEBAN: Nganong mas mosugot man?

GOLIAT: Makasunod man sa imong katigayonan.

TEBAN: Bayotttt..

Lobot

TORIKI: (admire) Teban ugdoha nimog lobot oy.

TEBAN: Unsa Toriki.

TORIKI: Ugdo kaayo kag lobot.

TEBAN: Hee ... dili na akong lobot ... ako nang nawong.

TORIKI: Ngeeeeeeek.

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