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As the only man in a one-tv, and otherwise all-female home, I often get to watch shows that I secretly suspect are part of a global conspiracy to undermine manhood. Bitaw, just kidding. Of course I am under no pressure or obligation to watch these shows for women.


But if you live in a small apartment where the only space to congregate is the front of the tv, and there in front of the tv is always immovably perched at least one female of the species, then the chances of your asserting your manhood is as shrunken and dry as a pitted date.


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Urban wars: The battle for the tv set

By Jerry Tundag | October 18, 2006 - 12:00am

As the only man in a one-tv, and otherwise all-female home, I often get to watch shows that I secretly suspect are part of a global conspiracy to undermine manhood. Bitaw, just kidding. Of course I am under...

Freeman Opinion