Groucho Marx

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                    [Title] => Justifying choices
                    [Summary] => Time to chill. Today, we will take a day off from all these serious businesses about business and leadership. And hope that this humorous material brings a smile to your face.
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                    [Title] => On reaching 90
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Experts say the hot weather has jacked up salt production.

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                    [AuthorName] => Juanito V. Jabat   

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                    [Title] => Abraham Lincoln but not the movie
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Have you ever been insulted?

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                    [AuthorName] => Francis J. Kong
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                    [Title] => Sinulog 2012 coming up next
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 Rep. Tom O is pulling out his funding assistance for the CCMC.
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                    [Title] => Heard of selective memory?
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I always share this Groucho Marx quote with people who look down on us old Turks: “Old age is something you do if you’re lucky.”
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                    [Title] => An eye for an eye
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                    [AuthorName] => Juanito V. Jabat   

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                    [Title] => The Citom is not a business enterprise
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A study shows that most young people want to grow to a ripe old age. Well, who doesn't? But listen to Groucho Marx: "Growing old is something you do if you're lucky."
* * *

After I hit 70, someone said to me: "Now you have acquired a dual citizenship ...
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                    [Summary] => I’m glad I moved from Katipunan.Yesterday, I made the mistake of taking that road back to Makati, where I’ve recently moved. The traffic, despite the vaunted U-turns, was horrendous! It took me an hour to get from UP to White Plains. Clearly, the current interventions by the MMDA do not work.  An urgent sign put up by the Miriam school says, "We need a long-term sustainable solution to Katipunan now!" 


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                    [AuthorName] => CITY SENSE By Paulo Alcazaren
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Justifying choices

By Francis J. Kong | May 28, 2022 - 12:00am

Time to chill. Today, we will take a day off from all these serious businesses about business and leadership. And hope that this humorous material brings a smile to your face.

Business

On reaching 90

By Juanito V. Jabat   | June 2, 2014 - 12:00am

Experts say the hot weather has jacked up salt production.

Freeman Opinion

Abraham Lincoln but not the movie

By Francis J. Kong | July 13, 2013 - 12:00am

Have you ever been insulted?

Business

Sinulog 2012 coming up next

By Juanito V. Jabat   | January 6, 2012 - 12:00am

 Rep. Tom O is pulling out his funding assistance for the CCMC.

Freeman Opinion

Heard of selective memory?

By Juanito V. Jabat   | July 12, 2010 - 12:00am

I always share this Groucho Marx quote with people who look down on us old Turks: “Old age is something you do if you’re lucky.”

Freeman Opinion

An eye for an eye

By Juanito V. Jabat   | August 3, 2007 - 12:00am

Freeman Opinion

The Citom is not a business enterprise

By Juanito V. Jabat   | July 31, 2006 - 12:00am

A study shows that most young people want to grow to a ripe old age. Well, who doesn't? But listen to Groucho Marx: "Growing old is something you do if you're lucky." * * * After I hit 70, someone...

Freeman Opinion

Village life

By CITY SENSE By Paulo Alcazaren | July 31, 2004 - 12:00am

I’m glad I moved from Katipunan.Yesterday, I made the mistake of taking that road back to Makati, where I’ve recently moved. The traffic, despite the vaunted U-turns, was horrendous! It took me an hour...

Modern Living