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Goddesses in older women

By Barbara Gonzalez-Ventura | November 4, 2006 - 12:00am

Let me ask you some questions. Do you have a growing discomfort with your own environment? Do you wonder whether you should move or change things around? Maybe quit your job, which no longer...

Modern Living

Hung by the Gil(s)

By WRY BREAD By Philip Cu-Unjieng | June 7, 2004 - 12:00am

If I have to watch the William Hung video one more time, God help me, I’ll put my foot through the TV screen, or make the plasma screen bleed! I really believe the most insidious form of contemporary mental...

Allure