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Bad Santa?

By Audrey N. Carpio | December 26, 2003 - 12:00am

Tis the day after Christmas and all through the house…not a gift wrapper discarded…what a damn freakin’ louse! I was one of those he never visited. Even throughout my childhood, when I willingly suspended...

Young Star