Purrrhaps it’s in the stars

Cat owners, listen up! It’s not enough that your pet kitty is cute and cuddly. If you really have a great future together or just one that’s littered with frustration and cranky days, then perhaps it’s best to have your cat’s birth chart drawn up and plotted. In the book Catsrology: The Astro-Guide to your Pet’s Personality by Pat & Cat, cat owners are given the skinny about their pets’ characteristics – quirks and all. "All cat lovers will tell you that, as domestic creatures, each one has its own personality, and affects its owner uniquely with its special character," say authors Pat Greenall and Cat Javor who are both professional astrologers and cat lovers. Read on and see whether you’ve finally found your cat mates.

Aries cat (March 21 to April 19)
This cat is the go-go-go type. It’s confident, courageous and has taken Don’t Fence Me In for its theme song. The Aries cat adores cat and mouse games and needs a steady supply of fresh food. Watch out, Mickey, for this cat is known for keeping the mouse population in check. Despite some aggressive behavior from this leader type, it is one lovable rogue.

The Aries cat is compatible with Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Pisces humans.


Taurus cat (April 20 to May 20)
Think of Tom (of Looney Tunes’ Tom and Jerry fame) and you clearly have a Taurus cat. A very expressive feline, a Taurus cat loves luxury and is highly affectionate. It is very down-to-earth but is a nervous wreck when in a new and strange surrounding. Its favorite pastime? Food, especially the more exotic ones. Try to give it as much exercise as possible if you don’t want Tom to turn into a Garfield.

The Taurus cat can live harmoniously with Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, and Pisces humans.


Gemini cat (May 21 to June 21)
Like its human counterparts, the Gemini kitty is clever, forever on their paws, and is easily bored. It also likes heights and doesn’t have episodes of vertigo as it doesn’t mind climbing up a tree – the higher, the better. While generally slim, the Gemini cat could lead a double life by stuffing itself with food when with neighbors while refusing to gobble up the food at home. A very light sleeper, this Peter Pan of pussycats likes to be the resident nightwatch cat.

The Gemini cat takes a liking to Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius people.


Cancer cat (June 22 to July 22)
"Eating and affection goes paw in paw with the Cancer cat," says the book. This cat loves its comfort food and will have no qualms about jumping up on the table or sidle up to your ankles and make those purring feed-me-pretty-please sounds. This homebody often can be recognized for its big, round belly. Highly sensitive, the Cancer cat is often said to be the most suited to "being the familiar of a witch-in-training." Also referred to as the feline equivalent of a domestic goddess, the Cancer cat easily turns your dwelling place into a real home.

The Cancer cat loves to be with Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces cat lovers.


Leo cat (July 23 to August 23)
Like its astrological sign, the Leo cat is regal and proud. It loves the challenges that come its way, even if it’s just chasing a ball of yarn around the house. Don’t be afraid to stroke its head or neck, for the Leo cat adores this act of affection. It is a hunter and likes to stake out its prey and take it fresh. Not a pleasant sight if put in an enclosed space with a mouse perhaps. The Leo cat, however, has a generous spirit and is not demanding. What’s more, it makes an excellent show cat – graceful and elegant in its finest form.

The Leo cat thrives under the care of an Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, an Aquarius person.


Virgo cat (August 24 to September 22)
Is your cat a lean, mean, cleaning machine? Does it do nothing all day but lick its fur and groom itself? If yes, chances are your cat was born under the sign of Virgo. This one is so fussy and tidy that it would go on a hunger strike when its bowls are dirty. The Virgo cat is also quite clever at deciphering how a domestic gadget works. This low-maintenance pet should never be taken for granted for it gives its human companions a listening ear and is really a good friend.

The Virgo cat share a lot in common with Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Capricorn, and Pisces people.


Libra cat (September 23 to October 22)
This is one beautiful and graceful cat. It loves people and seems to be the first one to greet a guest on the front door. This feline will highly appreciate a sleeping quarters filled with satin and lace. The Libra cat can charm its way around your heart that you won’t know what hit you. This cat also thinks it’s human. Try and observe it during mealtime. A true-blue Libra cat will take food to its mouth by using its paw. It couldn’t imagine itself shoving its face in the bowl and messily digging in.

The Libra cat’s perfect human mates are Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius people.


Scorpio cat (October 23 to November 21)
Watch out, Tweety, Sylvester is a Scorpio cat that likes fresh, bloody meat. It happily indulges in its favorite game of "waiting for some unsuspecting little creature to scurry past or fly down within pouncing distance" before going in for the kill. The Scorpio cat is one cool cat, the cattiest of all cats even. It is a bundle of nervous energy, highly attuned to the supernatural, and won’t easily become your best friend. But wait for sometime and you’ll see how devoted and loyal this cat can be. So there’s hope for Tweety and Puddy Tat to be great friends after all.

The Scorpio cat thrives in the company of Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Cancer, Taurus and Virgo persons.


Sagittarius cat (November 22 to December 21)
"Born Free" must be this cat’s life song. Adventurous and energetic, the Sagittarius cat will find ways to leave home to explore the great outdoors. But not to worry, it won’t get lost because it has a great sense of direction. When it does find time to rest, it’s one of the cutest and cuddly cats around – dozing flat on its back, front and back legs spread-eagled, soft, furry underbelly exposed to the world… well, you get the picture. This cat loves to hunt, is very athletic, and loves good food.

The Sagittarius cat can’t live without Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius pet lovers.


Capricorn cat (December 22 to January 19)
The Capricorn cat gives off this aura of authority that other cats seem to respect. This cat is capable of shedding its mature personality and clown around. It likes to sleep in a room with a view and is said to be one of the longest-lived cats around. A low-maintenance cat, give it lots of respect and you have a very devoted pet.

The Capricorn cat can live under the same roof with a Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Pisces individuals.


Aquarius cat (January 21 to February 19)
Cool is the word to describe the Aquarius cat. A seeker, it enjoys company, stimulation and is a great hunter. A true freedom lover, this cat doesn’t like to get emotionally involved. Humans are often puzzled by its unpredictable and puzzling ways. The Aquarius cat likes to keep everyone guessing what its next move will be. The book avers that it’s the easiest cat in the world… and also one of the weirdest.

The Aquarius cat loves the company of Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces people.


Pisces cat (February 20 to March 20)
A delightfully pleasant and placid cat, the Pisces-born is quiet and unassuming. It doesn’t make a fuss on the dining table and will eat just about anything that is edible. This cat prefers quiet and gentle displays of affection. If it sees you in a reflective mood, it will most likely join you in the thinking process. Care for some cat bonding? Try to sit still, breathe easy and meditate on both your presence in this crazy, crazy world.

The Pisces cat will live happily ever after with Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, and Pisces human friends.

Catsrology: The Astro-Guide to your Pet’s Personality is available at Powerbooks

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