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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

March 23, 2010 | 12:00am

LILAY: Abi nimo Teban ... pinangga kaayo ko sa akong bana.

TEBAN: Mao ba Lilay.

LILAY: Halos gud kada adlaw pakan-on ko’g lanot.

TEBAN: Maayo nuon.

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Bitoon

TEBAN: Mao kini angay kanimo Goliat ... (sukmag) umpp.

GOLAIT: (sakitan) ...Ayayayay.

TEBAN: Karon, unsay imong nakita ha bitoon ba.

GOLIAT: Dili bitoon.

TEBAN: Unsa man diay ha.

GOLIAT: (hilak) Aninipot.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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