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                    [Summary] => I have three cats. "Have" is a bit of a stretch. It implies possession, and I really can’t claim to own these cats. 

	Clearly, they own me – see how I run around doing their bidding. Keeping a litter box in the house is a form of slavery. Occasionally they seem to possess me. It’s a good thing the Inquisition is over, or we’d all be in trouble.  


                    [DatePublished] => 2006-10-13 00:00:00
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                    [AuthorName] => EMOTIONAL WEATHER REPORT by Jessica Zafra
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Litter auteur

By EMOTIONAL WEATHER REPORT by Jessica Zafra | October 13, 2006 - 12:00am

I have three cats. "Have" is a bit of a stretch. It implies possession, and I really can’t claim to own these cats. Clearly, they own me – see how I run around doing their bidding. Keeping...

Young Star