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                    [Summary] => I hope this discourse finds you far away from possible terminal neurosis. 


Understandably, dating times are hard. No thanks to the slim pickin’ phenomenon, you are deeply engrossed in terribly horrifying situations the average folk would find plain sick. And yet you’re convinced it’s the only plausible way to keep that glimmer of a chance at possible couplehood. 


Are you:


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Does he really love you or not?

By YIN & YOUNG by Lexi Schulze | May 19, 2002 - 12:00am

I hope this discourse finds you far away from possible terminal neurosis. Understandably, dating times are hard. No thanks to the slim pickin’ phenomenon, you are deeply engrossed in terribly horrifying situations...

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