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If you drop us onto hard-packed ice, do we not crack? If you riddle us with birdshot, do we not bleed? If you remove our clothes, do we not shiver and request more flattering lighting?


In fact, one might be inclined to conclude that humans are not practically constructed at all. (If we had, say, an exoskeleton – like beetles and lobsters – think how much money we’d save on back-to-school shopping. Of course, it would take some of the excitement out of things like "Jackass" and luging.)


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iPod’s fragility gives way to array of protective casings

By Stephanie Earls | February 27, 2006 - 12:00am

We are of a delicate nature. If you drop us onto hard-packed ice, do we not crack? If you riddle us with birdshot, do we not bleed? If you remove our clothes, do we not shiver and request more flattering lighting? In...

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