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PGMA: Halloo Gracia?


Garci: Mother, nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva.	


PGMA: Bongga! Yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?


Garci: Winnie Santos, mother. Wa na worry sa Mindanaoitch, chinorva ko na.


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DURAN DURAN AND KAJAGOOGOO

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PGMA: Halloo Gracia?


Garci: Mother, nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva.	


PGMA: Bongga! Yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?


Garci: Winnie Santos, mother. Wa na worry sa Mindanaoitch, chinorva ko na.


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The advantages of being a fag hag

By CHUVANNESS By Cecile Zamora | August 3, 2005 - 12:00am

The funniest text message circulated last week saying, had the President been a fag hag, the country would not be in so much turmoil now, for the wiretapped conversation between her and former Election Commissioner...

Fashion and Beauty