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'Idol' thoughts

By Scott R. Garceau | February 4, 2009 - 12:00am

Allow me to rant. I stopped caring about American Idol long ago, several seasons back, in fact, and now seeing it return for yet another round is like watching those damned George Romero zombies, always lumbering...

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