+ Follow BODILY GASES Tag
BODILY GASES
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[ArticleID] => 778563
[Title] => RJ Ledesma launches his pink parts
[Summary] => Why can’t men pee straight into the toilet bowl? What is it like for a man to get a Brazilian wax?
[DatePublished] => 2012-02-19 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 133272
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[SectionName] => Sunday Lifestyle
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[ArticleID] => 777162
[Title] => Pink parts
[Summary] => For the Big Time Bigo Sa Pag-Ibig (BTBP), the No Girlfriends Since Birth (NGSBs), the DOMs and other hardened criminals out there who have failed to win the hearts of their beloved because of aesthetic reasons, moral reasons or reasons that fall under the articles of impeachment, you may want to try out more erotic, este, esoteric ways to bamboozle her affection.
[DatePublished] => 2012-02-15 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
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[AuthorID] => 1702540
[AuthorName] => RJ Ledesma
[SectionName] => For Men
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[ArticleID] => 775059
[Title] => Weapons of mass distraction
[Summary] => Since the inception of this column, I have tried to avoid this topic like the BIR because my yaya has dreaded it, my wife has forbidden it and my three female readers have had a temporary restraining order issued against it.
[DatePublished] => 2012-02-08 00:00:00
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[ArticleID] => 770645
[Title] => Punish my spouse
[Summary] => There are many things that mankind should be afraid of in 2012.
[DatePublished] => 2012-01-25 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
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[AuthorID] => 1702540
[AuthorName] => RJ Ledesma
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[ArticleID] => 768383
[Title] => Marital law
[Summary] => After hosting many a wedding reception, the distilled knowledge I have gained from a plethora of ceremonial toasts by my fellow Under de Sayas (USD) husbands dispensing advice to young grooms — aside from sacrifice, subservience and sexual servitude — is this...
[DatePublished] => 2012-01-18 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
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[Title] => Laughter is the best aphrodisiac
[Summary] => Are all of you No Girlfriends Since Birth (NGSB) worried about bringing back your waistline back into the mid-30s after all that holiday bingeing with the false hope of making yourself attractive to my three female readers?
[DatePublished] => 2012-01-04 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
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[ArticleID] => 762313
[Title] => Jingle balls
[Summary] => As I give my fractured right wrist some time to heal up from a freak skateboarding accident (long story, but the operative word is “freak”)...
[DatePublished] => 2011-12-28 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
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[AuthorID] => 1702540
[AuthorName] => RJ Ledesma
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[ArticleID] => 755423
[Title] => Booty language
[Summary] => As I attempt to write this column, my right arm is wrapped in a fiberglass cast because I inadvertently injured my right wrist.
[DatePublished] => 2011-12-07 00:00:00
[ColumnID] => 135287
[Focus] => 0
[AuthorID] => 1702540
[AuthorName] => RJ Ledesma
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February 19, 2012 - 12:00am
