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I now play the carb Nazi to my two unsuspecting pals whom I will call Ernie and Bert. I put them on an experimental 12-step program since both are desperate to lose their spare tires but end up losing their minds instead.


Step One: Inform


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AA: Atkins Anonymous

By Celine Lopez | June 20, 2004 - 12:00am

You know you’ve died and gone to hell when you find yourself at three in the morning drunk as a skunk and scooping out the pork contents of a siopao at your neighborhood store. Yes it’s this Atkins thing...

Sunday Lifestyle

Who sez GMA is demoralized?

By BY THE WAY | By Max V. Soliven | November 30, 2003 - 12:00am

Everything is deteriorating into politics. Hark the Herald Angels Sing is already being broadcast on the airwaves and in shopping malls (to drum up pre-Christmas sales). But the Angels are scarce heard amid the...

Opinion