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My ever-punctual mom, who just had our Christmas tree taken down two days after Chinese New Year, warned me, "Anak, do not ever touch women without their permission."


"Awww, mom, even yaya?"


"Yes, especially yaya. She is still undergoing therapy. If you touch women without their permi-ssion, your fingers will burn."


"Is it like the kind of burning I feel when I pee?"


"Even worse, anak. Even worse."


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"Awww, mom, even yaya?"


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"Is it like the kind of burning I feel when I pee?"


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Amazing graze

By POGI FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE By RJ Ledesma | February 28, 2007 - 12:00am

My ever-punctual mom, who just had our Christmas tree taken down two days after Chinese New Year, warned me, "Anak, do not ever touch women without their permission." "Awww, mom, even yaya?" "Yes,...

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