Stone-broke but not economizing

SNAP. One Sunday morning, the straps of her left sandal snapped while receiving communion and she limped toward her seat afterwards.

STALL. After the mass, she went to a stall selling foodstuff outside of the church premises not to buy anything but to relate her story to the woman tending the store.

STINGY . The stall owner replied, "Ma'm, basta walay brand atong gamit, dali ra madaot. Dapat mupalit tag mahalon."