Best formula for attention?

ENVY. Dick envies dog whisperers for the attention they get. Since he had failed at being one, he is entertaining the idea of teaching cats some skills instead.

CRAZY. Call me crazy but who will stop me from doing it, he told a friend. He's already working on it, whispering to a couple of cats at home when time allows it, he said.

ORIGINAL. "I would like to be known as Dick the Original Pussy Whisperer, pussy being short for pussycat," he said.