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October 10, 2012 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, unsay migawas sa swertres?

TEBAN: Buanga uy natuwad lang ang ako da.

GOLIAT: Unsa man diay ang imong numero Noy?

TEBAN: 999 ... Unya ang migawas, 666.

GOLIAT: Unsa na ni oy.

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Manaygon

GOLIAT: Noy Teban ... midagan ka tuod pagka konsehal?

TEBAN: O, Goliat.

GOLIAT: Unya, asa man ka og funding?

TEBAN: Manaygon lang ko.

GOLIAT: Ngeeek.

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