Basura

TEBAN: (kakuyapon) Goliat, tabang ... kakuyapon ko tabang.

GOLIAT: Oh ... nia Noy simhota ning akong tiil aron maulian ka.

TEBAN: Goliat, ilabay nang atong basura .... dali.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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Restawran

GOLIAT: Unsa man ning restawrana Noy?

TEBAN: Class kaayo ni mahalong restawran.

GOLIAT: Order na noy?

TEBAN: (loud) Hey, waiter, tinughong two orders.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.