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January 25, 2011 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Sir ... Nia na ang imong Amerkana.

SIR: Na hala, isul-ob.

TEBAN: O sir ... (gisul-ob) ... ohhh.

SIR: (Naglagot) o... nganong imo man nang gisul-ob?

TEBAN: Ingon man ka Sir nga isul-ob ... di gisul-ob nako.

SIR: Mabuang ko bayot. Mabuang ko ... tweee.

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Kamatayon

BANA: (nagpinal na) ... Darling, nagkaduol na gyud ang akong kamatayon nagkaduol na gyud.

ASAWA: Aw, kasayon ana ... palayo.

BANA: Unsya.

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