Sugar

GOLIAT: (Doktor) taas ka man kaayo’g sugar Teban...dayabeteson man ka!

TEBAN: Mao ba Dok..unsaon man gud tam-is man kaayo’g pahiyom ang akong asawa.

GOLIAT: Unsa na ni oy.

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Rice

TITSER: Teban, why did not you bring rice.

TEBAN: Wala gyud ko makadala mam, kay ang among bugas mais.

TITSER: Ininglisa.

TEBAN: I cannot bring rice mam because our rice is corn.

TITSER: Very good.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.