Nausab

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat () - July 20, 2009 - 12:00am

BATA: Lo two plus two pila man Lo.

LOLO: Ambot lang og wala ba mausab apo ko kay sa una two plus two equals four man ... nausab na tingali ron.

BATA: Butangiiii.

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Ok ka na?

TEBAN: (parayeg) Darling gabii na ok ka na?

LILAY: Sayo pa kaayo Teban oy.

TEBAN: (parayeg) Day tungang gabii na puwede na?

LILAY: Unya na lang Teban oy buntag na lang.

TEBAN: Day, kaadlawon na bunotin ko na.

LILAY: Bangaas ka.

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Sex

LILAY: Teban unsay imong hunahuna about sex?

TEBAN: Well, at the age of 8, I ignore it ... at 18, I experience it. At 28 Im looking for it .... at 48 I beg for it ... at, the age of 68 I pray for it and now Im 78 I forget it.

LILAY: Bayot.

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