Pasalubong blunder

AIRPORT. A reporter who visited Bohol was shocked to learn that he was paying a huge amount for the "pasalubong" he bought near the airport. This reporter ordered two small plastic containers of kalamay and ube jam.

SHOCKED. But he was shocked when the attendant told him to pay P690. "Nagtuo man ko'g barato ra. Nagdanghag hinuon ko kay nagpataka naman lang ko'g order kay nagtuo man ko nga tag-P20 ra ang kalamay," the reporter told an Ear informer.

OPEN. "Pag-open nako sa plastic kay akong tilawan ang kalamay. Kadaghan ba sad diay sa akong gi-order. Naay daghang pinutos nga peanut kisses, naa pay biscuit, ug nuts. Mao gyud to ang nakapadako sa akong nabayran," the reporter said. "No regrets kay lami man ang pasalubong gikan sa Bohol."