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Making love in the pool

By The Ear | August 24, 2011 - 12:00am

ANY PLACE WILL DO? The Ear heard that some flight personnel of a Middle East airline were seen making love in the pool of a luxury uptown hotel.

Freeman Opinion

Uncontrollable call of nature

By The Ear | February 26, 2011 - 12:00am

“CAN’T CONTROL IT.” Three middle-aged ladies were talking about their experiences in the city while waiting for the food they ordered in a restaurant.

Freeman Opinion