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                    [Title] => Scenes from a Ballet
                    [Summary] => I detest children. This is why I have cats. 


I loathe dancing. This is why I swim. 


I believe in karma. Which should explain why one morning, I found myself with 35 children ages 9 to 14 on a three-and-a-half-hour flight to Singapore. I thought of burying myself in the book Hannibal (where the main character eats human brains, kids’ included) so they’d leave me alone. 


                    [DatePublished] => 2001-08-05 00:00:00
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                    [AuthorName] => Elvira Mata
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Scenes from a Ballet

By Elvira Mata | August 5, 2001 - 12:00am

I detest children. This is why I have cats. I loathe dancing. This is why I swim. I believe in karma. Which should explain why one morning, I found myself with 35 children ages 9 to 14 on a three-and-a-half-hour...

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