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‘Garfield’: Love him, hate him

By Mary Rani M. Cadiz | July 4, 2004 - 12:00am

First and foremost: I am no feline lover.Cats have this air of superiority that seems to fill the room and it is too much for me to bear. Stealthily, carefully, they calculate their every step with sophistication...

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