COMEDIAN ANDY BOROWITZ

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Justin Bieber wasn't mincing words. "I'm here to bring you the 18 to 24 demographic," the teen pop star told Billy Crystal in the opening Oscar montage. "So, how long do you want me to stay here for?"

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Everything old was new again at the Oscars

February 28, 2012 - 11:40am

Justin Bieber wasn't mincing words. "I'm here to bring you the 18 to 24 demographic," the teen pop star...

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