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Banat Kalingawan

Lumping

SITCOM - Teban & Goliat - Banat
May 29, 2013 | 12:00am

TIKYA: Goliat, hulog ka ng langit para sa akin.

GOLIAT: Bakit?

TIKYA: Naay, nalumping imong nawong.

GOLIAT: Butangeeee.

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Insurance

TIKYO: Abi nimo Goliat, kining akong accident insurance ... basta madisgrasya ka naa dayon kay madawat nga singkwenta mil pesos.

GOLIAT: O, asa ka tuo?

TIKYO: Pwes, aron makatuo ka paligis oh.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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ABI

BAKIT

BUTANGEEEE

CENTER

GOLIAT

NAAY

PATAY

PWES
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