Saging

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January 11, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong gika-on man ni Adan ang mansanas ni Eva?

TEBAN: Tungod kay gika-on sad ni Eva, ang saging ni Adan.

GOLIAT: Unsya

Kinatsila

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, unsay tawag sa anak nga lalaki sa Kinatsila?

TEBAN: Iho.

GOLIAT: Ug babaye?

TEBAN: Iha

GOLIAT: Ug bayot?

TEBAN: Ihe.

Super

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, unsay tawag anang tawo nga kusgan?

TEBAN: Superman.

GOLIAT: Kanang tawo nga kaka?

TEBAN: Spiderman.

GOLIAT: Kanang tawo nga hinga-on og batuli?

TEBAN: Batman.

Nagmahay

TEBAN: Nagmahay gyud ko Bigboss nganong nadato ko.

BIGBOSS: Nganong nagmahay man ka Teban?

TEBAN: Dili na ko pakan-on og humba.

BIGBOSS: Bayottt

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