No-nonsense fengshui

Do you know that feng shui has a branch of science called ming shu? It is face reading!

Much as body language can allow one to read a person like a book, ming shu allows you to read your own face and others too.

Even a leading retail giant in the Philippines, in hiring its executive team, resorts to this at the end of exams and personal interview, to harmonize with the family feng shui!

Basic tips popularly known among feng shui followers are as follows:

For ladies, pigeon or small eyes mean one will never be number one in lovelife! Always the other woman many times over! 

For men, beware of triangular eyelids surrounding eyes, like John F. Kennedy, one will be prone to assassination! 

For all genders:  eyelid space between eyebrows and top eyelids if having a mole, big or small means a fulfilling love and sex life till death!  Yes, even in old age.

Yes, it is true if moles exist where tears flow down, one may become a widower sooner or later.  Whether partner literally dies (in Pilipino, sumakabilang buhay!) or figuratively strays away (in Pilipino: sumakabilang bahay!) or commonly known as biyuda or biyudo sa buhay!

For all:  A widely defined forehead is a sign of intelligence unless you have HIV or “hair is vanishing” ailment!

A mole on the lip for a lady means she is attractive to the opposite sex for malicious reasons.  For a male or gay, it simply means he is a gossiper or tsismoso!

Contrary to trending nose jobs or noselifts, it is bad to do so! For a plum or in Pilipino "pango" or squat-shaped nose like a potato can mean one can hold great wealth and be truly rich or mayaman in Tagalog!  Yes, true for all men and women and anybody in between!

A mole on any earlobe means one will have a big inheritance!  And even be a wise person.  Buddha earlobes indicate a good person with good karma, rewarded with longlife.

Moles on the left or right temple mean one is intelligent and will travel a lot.

Moles in between the eyes indicate unhappy and difficult childhood as it covers the third eye. It does not mean that since one sees double, one also doubles profits or incomes.

And for lovers, here is the ultimate feng shui tip:

If you want eternal happiness with your lover, to choose the right man or woman for you, choose the one with physically the longest tongue!

Not what you have in mind; in feng shui, this person is a good conversationalist, the linchpin to any loving conversation from pillowtalks to the graveside!

So there, if you want to find out  just shout this mantra by sticking your tongue in the process to your prospective partner or existing partner: Behhh! and wait for his or her response!

Funny but seriously true.  No nonsense to the ming shui-initiated in the esoteric sciences of feng shui!

Next week:  Lucky feng shui gifts and unlucky ones!

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