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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - Banat

July 23, 2013 | 12:00am

LORNA: Teban, unsa man ang imong zodiac sign?

TEBAN: Cancer ... ang imo Lor....?

LORNA: Goiter.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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Kanta

TEBAN: (kanta) Granadaaaaa.

GOLIAT: Noy Teban mikanta ka?

TEBAN: Wala Goliat, sakit akong ngipon.

GOLIAT: Daan pa lagi ko.

TEBAN: Bayotttt.

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