Reality and fantasy

LOTR IN TRANSLATION. While talking about her recent visit to Myanmar, a woman could not help but mention how she felt about the plight of the oppressed Muslim minority there.

“Kaluoy sa mga Rohirrim oy,” she said.

“Ha? Mga Rohingya man gud na sila!” her brother said.

“Aw, mao ba? Kinsa diay tong Rohirrim?”

“Katong cavalry sa Lord of the Rings!”