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Unlucky Umbrella Feng Shui

NO-NONSENSE FENG SHUI - Feng Shui Master Aldric Dalumpines - The Freeman

Now that the weather has become really unpredictable, do you carry an umbrella? Whether or not your umbrella will bring luck for you is something you will discover and learn today.

What is it with an umbrella that makes it very unlucky? Be aware of its design when you open it! If it has 8 equal sides it is an octagon.  Octagons are super bad Feng Shui! It gets your life stuck in all eight directions of the pa kua or bagua (octagon), thereby unable to progress and prosper including in business.

So what bad can it bring? Here are the consequences in bad Feng Shui:

• Same financial condition just like a cat chasing its tail.  Waste of time, effort, energy, health and wealth.

• Cash positions do not improve but straddles downward in depletion!

• Sales are stagnant!

• Lovelife? If any single person at home or office with octagon umbrella, they are likely to remain single forever as long as that umbrella exists in the place.

• Parents beware, octagon umbrellas make kids super dependent on you for life unable to be independent personally and financially that they become freeloaders or “palamunins” for life until death do you part.

So shall you keep an octagon umbrella?

For businesses beware of giving away such as promo items as its bad Feng Shui will return to you as karma. What you do to customers intentionally or innocently in this case if they suffer octagon stagnancy will return to you personally businesswise!

For marketers, beware of using octagon umbrella as visual merchandising display at showrooms or billboard and tri-media or above and below the line traditional or nontraditional advertising and promotions for obvious negative reasons!

For golfers, check out your umbrella!

So if you want to always have a lucky season, rain or shine make sure you have the right umbrella protection TNT!

TNT is hashtag – for Today Not Tomorrow!

Get rid of unlucky umbrellas by donating it to a church, orphanage or keeping it only in the premises of family mausoleum.

What are you waiting for? Open your umbrellas at home, at work and in your cars TNT! Good weather and lucky days ahead everyone!

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